Experts and Intermediates

If Sweeny Todd and Daniel Plainview got into a knock-down, drag-out fight, who would win? Better yet, what will happen when BJ and Jason decide to argue about who is better? Will BJ sing to Jason while cutting his throat? Or will Jason smash BJ's ankles with a bowling ball? Have yourself a personalized meat-pie, wash it down with a scrumptious milkshake and throw in all the news that's fit to print about Casper Van Dien, and you've got the all new episode of Experts and Intermediates! YUM!