Experts and Intermediates

This week, BJ and Jason follow Wes Anderson and Co. to India for their latest foray into quirkiness. Did BJ wear bandages on his head and make itineraries? Did Jason grow a mustache and get it on with Natalie Portman off-screen? Or were these guys so completely tired of Wes's signature "style" that they ditched the train, tipped over their own raft and hoped to drown? Please to stand directly in the center of the frame and be sure to have spiritual awakenings during the time appointed at the end of the episode. And this is only Part 1!!!